Where are you?
Sitting on the curb, paralyzed.
Because I was arrested last night.
I didn’t do anything. They ran my plates and I have an outstanding warrant.
From your DUI?
I’m really fucked. They impounded my car.
Why didn’t you call me?
You’re the last person I’d call.
Because I love you and you don’t love me.
But I would have helped you.
You would have screamed at me, because I was late again.
So, why did you call me now?
Because you’re not as hard as this fucking concrete.
So come home.